Are you ready to have your world rocked? FX has officially announced the return of ARCHER. Thursday, January 27th at 10pm EST. Start planning your premiere parties now. Here’s what we recommend you have on hand:
-Scotch
-Gummi Bears
-Absinthe
-Vodka
-Half and Half
-Firecrackers
-Sparklers
-Fire Extinguisher
-Rubber Cement
-Marzipan
-Spanish Olives
-Spanish Peanuts
-Spanish Fly
-Cava
-Rum
-Gin
-Bearclaws
-Whatever is in a Tom Collins
-Melba Toast
-Cherries
-Oranges
-Cooler
-Beer for cooler
-Ice (dry)
-Ice (wet)
-Ice Bucket
-Waterford Crystal Bar Trunk
-Fire Pit
-Sticks
-Marshmallows
-Chocolate
-Graham Crackers
-Friends
-The next day off work
You have been forewarned. See you in January.

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The show’s so so so good. Presses all the right buttons.
We hope it continues to achieve comedy orgasm.
To do so would be just so classic Archer.
love love love the show
however…….if you have another Cuban character (like Ramon in “Killing Utne”) make sure his accent is actually Cuban, not Mexican.
THANKS!!
this show is to good to be on fx
benjy i lovethe sound of your voice and the show is the best thing on TV ps. can archer do snookie?
this show is so freakin awsome wouldnt have watched this show without my cousin makin me so yea keep up the good work
ps: try not to get into the danger zone
pss:Bert Renolds is the man
this show rocks best show since naked gun
I can’t wait!! This show is so awesome and I have turned most of my friends onto it!!! LANNNNNNAAAAAA!!!!!